Ten Thoughts About: Diapers
From Waking Up Daddy, Jason Roth's account of nine months of pregnancy and the insane first year of parenthood.
- What’s the largest number of quarts you can buy a diaper in?
- Without getting into the details, let me just say that I could really go for some chocolate soft-serve ice cream.
- I have seen our baby smiling and crying at the exact same time. I’d probably react that way to a diaper change too.
- Maturity is the age at which you realize someone is watching you take a dump and laughing at you.
- I knew I was a father the day I opened up a diaper and found happiness.
- If Pampers had lines from Tolstoy on their diapers instead of pictures of Elmo, I’d be done with War and Peace by now.
- This weekend, I learned how to change a diaper using a doll. First, you pick it up by the head.
- I’ve never changed a diaper in my life. I sincerely apologize to my wife for being incapable of performing this task.
- Our baby is six months old today! My first diaper change feels like only a decade ago.
- Taking care of a baby isn’t brain surgery. It’s the cleaning up after brain surgery.
